Sad part about this is most of it has happend to me

Murphy's horse laws

• If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down
• There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat
• No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off
• The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month
• A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching
• If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did
• If you're wondering if you latched the pasture gate, you didn't
• Hoof picks migrate
• Tack you hate never wears out
• Blankets you hate cannot be destroyed
• Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you
• Clipper blades will become dull only when the horse is half finished
• Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim
• If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your "street clothes", you will get dirty
• You can't push a horse on a lunge line
• If a horse is advertised "under $5,000" you can bet he isn't $2,500
• The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn
• An uncomplicated horse can be ruined with enough schooling
• You can't run a barn without baling twine
• Wind velocity increases in direct proportion to how well your hat fits
• There is no such thing as the "right feed"
• If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury
• If you're winning, quit.

Oh so true!

Brenda